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The Man Who Came Too MuchTalent Bring your wading boots Dust off your umbrella You might just get soaked in this explicit comic re telling in Chet's own word. Written May 19 20142 12 Stars so tasteless weird so it was wacky funSometimes I read the dumbest things This The Man Who Came Too Much novella was almost disgusting ‘My dick was jumping and spasming like some sort of garden sprinkler people danced through their lawns’Poor guy he sprayed spurt and came up to twenty times per occasion and it splashed everywhere As a kind of pedantic girl gets I of course horrified when I think of all the walls to be dried sofas to be rescued rugs for rough washing and blockage in the sewers But it was an amusingly read too giggles Though in the midst of it all it was a bit fragile sad too Like everyone else we want's not be too different and become a joke Luckily there is someone for everyone you just have to search long enough and so maybe is your perfect dream prince thereI LIKE ha ha I could not help but grin and chuckle

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The Man Who Came Too Much free read · 106 ↠ [Ebook] ➨ The Man Who Came Too Much ➮ Ellie Saxx – Feedmarkformulate.co.uk Chet Flood has a uniue problem Or talent depending on how you look at it As Chet himself says When I cum I fill jars Follow Chet through some of his most formative and hilarious encounters as he learn Chet Flood has a uniue problem Or talent Who Came eBook #180 depending on how you look at it As Chet himself says When I cum I fill j. This is the funniest and most 'Eww' inducing thing I have read all year The first time I ever jacked off I sprayed my bedroom wall until it was dripping I accidentally nailed my dog in the face and she never looked at me the same way after thatI'm uite convinced that this is the work of a literary genius a filthy cum loving literary genius but still a genius My dick was jumping and spasming like some sort of garden sprinkler people danced through on their lawnsLife getting you down Work dragging by like a snail up a hill Been a while since you read about a good poking Ever wondered what it's like to literally fill a bucket with cum Look no further my friends “God make it stop” is what he did say putting his hands over his face “What the Christ Are you pissing on me My pillow”I shouldn't even need to keep talking about how awesome this book is Any one of these uotes could convince even my Mum to give this a try I was twenty two I knew nothing I was drunk I’d just cum bathed my lover with a superhuman uart of spunk and he was excited about itIf I'm a superhuman cum blaster he’s a preternatural cum guzzling machineDo you remember that micropenis book I read the one about acceptance and love Well this has the same underlying message It's about finding that one person that can take your bucket load of cum and love every second of it It will give you the warm fuzzies AND it's FREE

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Ars Follow Chet through some of his most formative and hilarious encounters as he learns to deal with the aftermath of his formidable. I’ll get straight to the point when I cum I fill jars I buy those uart sized widemouthed canning jars from discount stores and reach for one when I’m jerking off My orgasms might last a minute or two depending Twenty or thirty shots of my semen will fill up a jar in no time I’m like a hose The title says it all I'm late to the cumming party so let me share my fave bits from this hilarious short huh I felt drenched just from reading My dick was jumping and spasming like some sort of garden sprinkler people danced through on their lawns He cums in jarsHe cums on wallsHe cums in Pringles cans thigh high boots water balloons Operation Cumbardment many holesHe's a semen blaster He's a cum bazooka Holy shit man how are his balls still attached to his body He's probably still coming right now as I type thisCover your eyes peek through your fingers wear your rubber suit it's a wet super soaker kind of rideSo in summaryA splooge floods a coming